Professional-grade tools for amateur-hour results
Comprehensive betting recommendations that'll empty your wallet faster than a strip club. Complete with confidence scoring that's about as reliable as a politician's promise.
View AnalysisIn-depth pitcher performance analysis that somehow always misses the obvious. Includes season stats we probably got wrong and recent form that means jack shit.
View AnalysisEnhanced HR matchup analysis with probability modeling that's about as useful as an asshole on your elbow. Features hot streak tracking that goes to shit faster than gas station sushi.
View HR AnalysisAdvanced probability modeling for multiple ways to get absolutely fucked. Calculate expected fantasy points with ballpark factors pulled straight from our asses.
View Multi-Prop AnalysisReal-time data and insights powered by algorithms we pretend to understand